Lay, Leave, or Love: Star Trek

I watched Star Trek with my dad and brother throughout my childhood, which is why I cannot wait to see the new Star Trek movie! Plus, I love/used to love Heroes and am excited to see Sylar as Spock. Star Trek comes out May 8, 2009!




Chris Pine plays James T. Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise. You may know him from The Princess Diaries 2 or Just My Luck with Lindsay Lohan. I don't really know much about him but he is HOT. I think I'll just LAY his 28 year old self... he looks like a bit of a player.







Zachary Quinto will be Spock, the half-human, half-vulcan, first officer on the USS Enterprise. He is best known at Sylar on Heroes and was born and raised in Pennsylvania. You wouldn't know it, but he's 31 years old... a good age to LOVE and marry. :)





John Cho is playing Sulu, the "helmsman" of the ship. I know him best as Harold from Harold and Kumar and I just googled to find out hes 36 years old! I never would have guessed. Too old. LEAVE. But still a cutie.








Simon Pegg is playing Scotty, as in "Beam me up, Scotty," the chief engineer. He's a tad too old for me at 39 years old, so I'll have to LEAVE him.

-Cake

PS. Andy Samberg has been removed from the LOVE list due to numerous reports of his douchbaggery.

Lay, Love, or Leave? The Mens from I Love You, Man

I Love You, Man is released on Friday, March 20th and stars some pretty hot fellas.

Paul Rudd is Peter Klaven, an engaged guy that doesn't have any friends to be his Best Man. I don't know about everyone else, but I only remember Paul Rudd as Phoebe's boyfriend on Friends. Because my memory is currently failing me (as it often does), I cannot picture him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall or The 40 Year Old Virgin. The only reason I know he was in these movies is because I am stalking his IMDb page. And, perhaps the best piece of information I found is that Paul Rudd was born in NEW JERSEY. HELL YES! REPRESENT. Just for that single fact I would definitely LAY him.

Jason Segel. He has me laughing every time I see the trailers for I Love You, Man...but I'm not sure he's loving material. He plays Sydney Fife... who looks like a crazy, yet awesome, new best friend for Peter Klaven. I'm LEAVING him (unless he decides to reprise his role in Freaks and Geeks).









Andy Samberg. He's hilarious and adorable. I am in LOVE. I'll be seeing this movie just for him.








On a girl-loving note, I believe Kiss enjoys Rashida Jones...but as for me, I'd LEAVE her. I hold grudges against women that stand in the way of Jim and Pam.

-Cake

p.s. A quick Google image search will get you almost naked pictures of all these men...just sayin.